I resolve to watch more SEC football.
I resolve to spend more time with my family and less time with my computer.
I resolve to be optimistic, even as my life spirals hopelessly out of control.
I resolve to watch my Green Bay Packers win the Super Bowl.
I resolve to donate more money to worthy causes.
I resolve to HAVE more money to donate to worthy causes.
I resolve to spend more time on the golf course (not looking for lost balls, though).
I resolve to be a better man than I was in 2007.
I resolve to be more sincere ... even if I have to fake it.
I resolve to see Bruce Pearl take the Basketball Vols to the Final Four.
I resolve to spend more time contacting friends by mail, email and telephone.
I resolve to establish a new personal best for hanging up on telemarketers. Current record: 2.5 seconds.
I resolve to watch more SEC football.
I resolve to lower my weight, my cholesterol and my blood pressure, preferably without increasing my medications.
I resolve to look on the bright side ... even when I have to squint.
I resolve to watch even less Major League Baseball than I watched last year (roughly 45 minutes).
I resolve to stop sweating the small stuff.
I resolve to show greater resolve.
I resolve to make more birdies and fewer double-bogeys.
I resolve to get rid of more useless junk than I buy.
I resolve to greet each day with a smile ... even if I have to pee really bad.
I resolve to watch Pat Summitt cut down the nets after another national title.
I resolve to spend more quality time in front of my fireplace.
I resolve to take no performance-enhancing drugs, even if they would make me a stronger writer.
I resolve to watch more SEC football.
I resolve to spend more time on my treadmill and less time on my easy chair.
I resolve to stop and smell the roses (no easy task, since my rose bush died).
I resolve to make a putt longer than six feet.
I resolve to live long enough to frustrate my enemies.
I resolve to live long enough to qualify for Social Security ... just to get back some of the money I paid in.
I resolve to live long enough to see Tennessee win another SEC football title.